Let me do something totally weird and random.
I shall now post celebrity's birthdays.
January 1-
J Edgar Hoover [weird man who founded the FBI.]
January 2-
Tia Carrere [actress. whoever she is. or was.]
January 3-
J.R.R. Tolkien [If I have to tell you who he is...]
Mel Gibson [ditto.]
January 4-
Jakob Grimm [author. Think "Grimm's Fairytales".]
January 5-
Marilyn Manson [satanic singer creep.]
Diane Keaton [actress who is quite OLD.]
January 6-
Joan of Arc [French national heroine, Roman Catholic saint.
In short, a babe who kicks ass.]
Rowan Atkinson [Mr. Bean. Nuff said.]
January 7-
Nicholas Cage [actor. but you probably knew that already.]
January 8-
David Bowie [singer, if I'm not mistaken.]
January 9-
Richard Nixon [37th U.S. President. Wow.
So many dead old men already?]
January 10-
Rod Stewart [singer only old people should know about.]
January 11-
Alexander Hamilton [statesman. uh huh. how interesting.]
January 12-
Jack London [really good author who wrote
"Call of the Wild" and "White Fang."]
Kistie Alley [actress.]
January 13-
Robert Stack [actor. and i have no idea who he is.]
January 14-
LL Cool J [rapper-actor.]
Albert Schweitzer [really talented guy. he was a...
humanitarian, physician, musician, philosopher.]
January 15-
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. [civil rights leader who
changed the lives of the Negroes in America.]
January 16-
Kate Moss [model who is REALLY hot.]
Aaliyah [singer-actress who died in a plane crash.]
January 17-
Benjamin Franklin [statesman, author, inventor.]
Al Capone [gangster from chicago. probably most famous
american gangster. haha.]
Muhammad Ali [boxer.]
Jim Carrey [comedian. haha.]
January 18-
A.A. Milne [original author of Winnie the Pooh.]
Peter Roget [Creator of the THESAURUS. Jesu Cristo.]
January 19-
James Watt [If I'm not wrong, he improved upon the steam engine.]
Dolly Parton [the singer with huge boobs who had a
cloned SHEEP named after her.]
January 20-
George Burns [comedian.]
Buzz Aldrin [First man to walk on the moon,
along with Neil Armstrong.]
January 21-
Stonewall Jackson [Confederate General]
Christian Dior [DIOR, man, DIOR.]
Jack Nicklaus [golfing legend.]
Geena Davis [pretty actress.]
January 22-
Sam Cooke [singer.]
January 23-
Princess Caroline of Monaco [royalty.]
January 24-
John Belushi [comedian, actor]
January 25-
Corazon Aquino [cool former female Filipino president
who took over ruling when her husband was assasinated.]
January 26-
General Douglas MacArthur [Us General who fought against
the Japanese in WWII]
January 27-
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart [composer. need i say more?]
Lewis Carroll [Think "Alice in Wonderland".]
January 28-
Jackson Pollock [artist, whoever he is.]
January 29-
Oprah Winfrey [Remember Oprah Primetime, sobshow?]
January 30-
Franklin Roosevelt [32nd US President.]
January 31-
Jackie Robinson [baseball player.]
And so we are done with January's famous babies.
But due to lack of space, I will thus continue this very fascinating
topic when time permits.
Till then, I leave you with a question:
What's with all the politicians, man?
